hot dog with a bun
an uncirc-mcised p-n-s. (more fun than some people would -ssume it is)
daughter 1: “everything’s going fine.. it’s just… i think he might have a hot dog with a bun…”
mom: “…are you having a picnic?”
daughter 2: “mom, no, uncirc-mcised is back in.”
daughter 3: “you know that guy i dated before derek, he had a.. hm. and i preferred it, because it was so much more dramatic when it finally made its apperance, you were like, ‘whoooooaaaaaaa!'”
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