Hot Guy Dilemma Syndrome
when a girl suffers from attraction to a hot guy, usually one of her best friends or someone that she knows it would be a huge mistake to get involved with, and won’t allow herself to go out with/make out with them, but can’t stay away either. she will continue to toggle back and forth between wanting to jump his bones and wanting him to die a horrible death.
girl1: oh, my god those two both make me have hot guy dilemma syndrome!
girl2: b-mmer girl, you should just hurry up and date them so you can move on to the just hating their guts phase!
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