Hot Joe


the act of letting a helen chamberlain circ-msize you with a razor blade in return for her doing anything.
helen chamberlain: “i’ll let you do anything if you let me circ-msize you with this razor blade”
joe: “you mean a hot joe?”
helen champerlain: -licks lips-
joe: -slowly unzips fly-
a complete and utter stranger with whom you have an obsessive crush on and intense attraction to. in most cases, the hot joe does not pay the crusher any attention whatsoever.
i found a hot joe in the library, he’s a law student and i stalk him relentlessly to this day.

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