hot kiwi
when a man puts a kiwi into the -n-s of his partner. he then inserts his p-n-s into his partner’s rear end, coring the kiwi. he removes his p-n-s (with the kiwi skin around it), and his partner then defecates the remnants of the kiwi into his mouth.
seth loves a hot kiwi.
when a friend loses his gerbil up his -ss a cardboard tube and lighter are used to remove the gerbil. a friend then lights a pocket of gas igniting and launching the gerbil into said friend’s face.
richard gere
did you hear matt lost his gerbil and gave his girlfriend a hot kiwi.
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