Hot Kong


the act of dumping on a partner’s chest during, before or after s-xual intercourse.

then watching as the person swats the area, in an attempt to remove feces or -j-c-l-t-. all while screaming at the top of their lungs, reminiscent of movie monster king kong.

bonus if performed on a rooftop, or if lit paper airplanes are thrown at said party.
dude, you gave that b-tch melissa the hot kong! right on!

julie broke up with me last night, right after the hot kong.

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