hot kyle


when a condom is found in a orifice or crevice the morning after
i woke up to a hot kyle this morning it was stuck in between my toes
to inject warm, musty pee into an unsuspecting person’s mouth
come here kyle im gonna show you what fresh urine tastes like
like a hot karl, but instead of sh-tting in a tube sock you sh-t in a condom.
man i was so mad at john last night, when he fell asleep i gave him a hot kyle!

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