Hot Lipton
after a night of drinking your friend wakes up and immediately leaves. while your cleaning up the empties you smell something strange in the room he was sleeping in. you blame it on the neighbors cooking and continue cleaning. all of a sudden you notice your sh-t has been moved around you look a little closer and low and behold there is a pile of human cr-p in the corner of the room.
that f-cker left a hot lipton in my house last night. tell him to get his -ss back here and clean it.
if that -sshole doesn’t get back here and clean up his hot lipton i’m tagging a picture of it to his fb profile.
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