Hot Meal


when one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other sh-ts, -j-c-l-t-s and p-sses in the cling film. the guy then shoves his erect p-n-s through the film, giving the reciever a “hot meal”
dave: i gave jess a hot meal last night

andy: delicious
when a guy c-ms on the mouth or the chin of a girl
johnny: “yeah after i was finished i gave her a nice hot meal on her chin
when a fire crotch offers their genitals to someone.
me: hey c-ss you wanna hot meal?
c-ss: yes please :]
the fresh cat poo that is quickly eaten out of the litter box by the family dog.
there’s no p–p in the box — fido must have had a hot meal!

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