Hot Mervin


to plant fecal matter into the food and or beverage of ones client.

typical mervins:
-sandwich
-burger (patties)
-salad
-spaghetti (meat b-lls)
-sausage or beef dog (hot dogs are too pink)
-beer
-hot fudge sundae (fudge)
my boss is a d-ck so i gave him a hot mervin in his burrito and blamed it on the hot new bimbo apprentice.

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