hot mess hash


the loud obnoxious behaviour of a tall puerto rican female when drunk; behaviour to include but not limited to dancing hula spontaneously, yelling and screaming about losing one’s own purse, and calling others a hot mess.
look at that hot mess hash over there getting all nuts

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