when one -j-c-l-t-s into a plastic glove, prior to pouring candle wax- into said glove. this action is then followed by stretching this glove onto the head of submissive.
i love when zac hot mitts me.
bro, i hot mitted the sh-t out of maya last night.
- faith's v*g*n*
a place i call home. im inside faiths v-g-n-! a place i call home. faith’s v-g-n- is lit af!
(woo-ner) one of those kids that complains that they are poor, they hate their life, cuts themself, and says their life sucks, even though they have the iphone 6s, has never been beaten, abused, lives in a 3,000 square foot house, has nice parents and is spoiled, and isn’t bullied. jake: dude miranda just posted […]
- bayou b*tt
bayou b-tt is a beautiful combo elixir of p–p and sweat in the b-tt. not to be confused with swamp -ss. person a: oh sh-t. it’s so hot, and i just p–ped myself. uh oh! person b: sounds like someone has a cl-ssic case of bayou b-tt.
- thai s*x
any s-x act that involves unexpectedly discovering that the woman (or women) has a natural p-n-s. so i was having some hot greek s-x with this chick, but then i looked down… turns out we were actually having thai s-x.
- i ont know
common b-st-rdization of the phrase, “i don’t know” i ont know why the cops keeping messing with me……..