Hot Mitzvah


typically 13 years after your bat mitzvah, or sometime in your 20s, when you’re hot you can have a celebration. typically at 13 you are ugly and awkward.
i was chubby and awkward at my bat mitzvah, so now i’m having a hot mitzvah

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