Hot Mizuno Batbag
slappin’ a girl in the face with your d-ck repeatedly until it leaves a welt. then, soothe the welt by dragging your sack over it repeatedly.
caution: if the welt doesn’t go away within ten minutes, the scr-t-m juice isn’t being extracted. at this point shave your nuts.
mr. carl’s girlfriend was tired of the usual charizard and m-ffpunch. she didn’t regret her decision to let mr. carl use his hot mizuno batbag to spice up the bed. she left an upperdecker afterwards.
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