hot monocle


were a man -j-c-l-t-s onto a womans eye causing pain.
“give me a hot monocle”
“ok”
~after a long pleasurable time~
“im coming on your eye”
“ahhhhhhh that burns”
similar to a mayonaise monocle but actually in the eye, causing a burning sensation to the victim.
see seagulling.

holy d-mn, thats no seagull – i’ve got a hot monocle!
the result of -j-c-l-t-ng in another persons eye. also known as ‘pink eye’.
i gave your mother a hot monocle last night.

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