hot mop
“hot mop” is the process of “paint brushing” a girls face after one deposits his load on her forehead.
jonesy gave that dirty broad the hot mop after blowing hawaii on her face!
just soemthing i heard for a skit
yeah the mexicans are up on the roof slapping each other with the hot mops
using one’s hairy scr-t-m to clean up after blowing a load on your partner’s stomach/t-ts/face
i pulled out and came all over her belly, but then i hot mopped her.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s face and then swirls his erect p-n-s in the seminal fluids creating a creamy facemask.
oh my god tom hot mopped me last night and now my skin is so radiant and clear.
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