hot mud honey treatment
a steaming and unusually large load of waz blown directly into the hair on the back of the recipient’s head…. right after a good old fashioned -n-l pounding. (the kind that mom would be proud of. ) recipient must be fairly sk-nky with a mild to full blown case of monkey b-tt.
bill took that nasty b-tch jill home from the bar last night. he couldn’t stand the sight of her face and her teeth looked like she made a career of eating gravel… so, he gave it to her real dirty in the dumper. as he was nearly finished, he thought, “what the h-ll, why not? ” so, he pulled out and gave her a hot mud honey treatment.
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