hot on paper
when a person has qualities that would normally be arousing or alluring (good looks, money, expensive car, flashy job), but has other qualities, such as a distasteful personality or an appearance that doesn’t quite match their photos posted online, that make him or her s-xually repellent.
jake was totally hot on paper – he’s an attorney at a big law firm, drives a new bmw convertible, is tall, and in his profile online, looked really cute, with dark, wavy hair. but when i met him in person, his hair had mostly fallen out, and all he could talk about was his psycho ex-girlfriend. hot on paper, not hot in person!
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