Hot Panning
entering a recently vacated toilet cubical with a warm toilet seat.
thom: “g-d i hate hot panning. as usual there were no toilets free so i had to hot pan the throne, big beast of man had just came out, it smelled like sulphur and the seat was on fire.”
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