hot poops

n. the condition, brought on by eating contaminated food, that results in hot liquid feces spraying uncontrollably from one’s -ss; diarrhea brought about by e. coli or salmonella. used by cotton hill in a “king of the hill” episode.
watch out! they got that water down in mexico that’ll give you the hot p–ps if you drink it.
steamy sh-t that comes out of my -ss due to hot buffalo wings at a fine dining facility
i sh-t hot p–p in a playground after eating at that place
sh-t in a bowl cooked in a microwave.
hot p–p is awesome with a side of j-sm
when your p–p comes out really messy and you need to do a lot of wiping to clean your b-tthole
dude, i just took a hot p–p and it was so messy
hot p–p refers to a person who is arrogant. some one who is “hot p–p” is commonly seen as a douche.
if someone is “hot p–p” at something, they think they are really good at it or they did something really good having to do with it. if someone is “hot p–pin’ it” they are acting hot p–p. the term originated from hot sh-t which means the same thing except is inappropriate to say in front of one’s parents or a figure of authority. common abreveations for hot p–p can be “hot” “woah! hot!” “hp” “hp pentium proccessor” “steamy” “flaming magma p–p” “hot diah” when two or more people are “hot p–p” and their “hot p–p”-ness is amplified by the presence of eachother, this is called a “hot p–p fiesta” these fiestas commonly include white people calling eachother “n-gg-” and video taping eachother so they can put it on facebook later.
jake: whats up n-gg-?
rafi: i’m not your n-gg- and you are very white.
jake: shut up n-gg-!
rafi: i f-ckin hate you
jake: rafi, you want to be me, i’m filthy at basketball.
rafi: holy sh-t you are such hot p–p!

jake: yo waddup n-gg-
aj: n-gg- get this on video i’m bouts ta dunk right quick
jake: aight n-gg- i’m gonna put these on facebook
(aj misses the dunk)
aj: f-ck n-gg- lemme try again this is f-ckin easy
rafi: holy sh-t, fiesta
jake: shut up n-gg- you’re a fiesta

jake: my jumper is f-cking wet!
rafi: woah-
jake: (cuts him off) yeah i know hot