Hot Pork
hot pork (electric pork) is a slang word used to describe an embar-ssing s-xual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her v-g-n-, then plugged in. the iron is savagely slipped in and out of her v-g-n- while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient’s ear. as she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.
man: you’ve slept with my father for the last time! now you get the hot pork!
woman: oh no!!! no! no! no! no! not again!!!
man: shut up b-tch! hot pork…ha ha ha ha!!! ha-ha-ha-ha-hot pork!
woman: wah! wah! wah! wa-mmmph! mmmph!
urine soaked towel: (((slap)))
woman: mmmph!
urine soaked towel: (((slap)))
man: baaaa! baaaaa! baaaa!
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