Hot Scratch
a s-xual act of the fisting and -n-l variety. more specifically a hot scratch involves someone inserting their fist into their own -sshole or a friends -sshole and slowly but firmly opening the hand so that they can scratch the inside of the -n-s with their fingernails whilst removing themselves from the vicinity.
ali: “i fancy something a little more adventurous today joe”
joe: “really how about a bit of -n-l fisting?”
ali: “chicken, i was thinking i could give you a hot scratch?”
joe: “saucy”
another term for “sun burn.”
man, i ended up with a nasty case of hot scratch after my trip to the caribbean.
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