Hot Stockey Steam Roll


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a person sh-ts himself in a dooner, rolls himself up nice and tight, m-st-rb-t-s and c-ms on himself whilst rolling back and forth, leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes.
alex: “hey guys, i just did a hot stockey steam roll!”
al: “you’re f-cked, c-nt!”
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a person sh-ts themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, m-st-rb-t-s and c-ms inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. they then leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes until nice and hot.

can also be combined with a boston pancake, golden bath and other f-cked up things.
person 1 – “hey guys, i just did a hot stockey steam roll!”
person 2 – “you are f-cked, mate!”

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