hot sweater

1. a well-knit winter sweater, preferably made of real sheep wool or alpaca wool, that keeps you very, very warm.

2. a really trendy sweater that everyone wants to have, but no one dares to wear.

3. the result of a hairy-chested male that lays on top of their s-xual partner after a release of -j-c-l-t- on to their chest (preferably a female).

4. a shot of bailey’s and cognac, topped with fried onion strings.
1. (inner dialogue) it’s so cold out, i think i’m going to wear my hot sweater today.

2. (covering mouth with one hand and gesturing with the other) “daaaaamn son, that cableknit is tight! thas a hot sweater right thurrr!”

3. “jimmy, things got crazy last night. i’m telling you…really crazy. she asked me to give her a hot sweater and now i can’t get it out of my hair.”

4. “who wants a shot?” (sam, raising hand) “after this week of work, i definitely need one. i don’t want anything crazy though, so i’ll just get a hot sweater. thanks.”

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