Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon


a manly contest for 3 or more where the partic-p-nts strip naked, {manually arouse} themselves, lubricate their {erect p-n-ses} with hot sauce,and playfully {poke} as many other partic-p-nts as possible in the {-n-s}, all the while guarding against getting {poked} themselves and maintaining an {erection}. this activity often results in the dreaded condition known as the {rim of hades}.
last night me and my {crew} got {sh-t-faced} and some fool suggested we have a hot tamale poke-a-thon. judging by how my {-sshole} felt this morning when i {took a dump}, i was obviously the loser.

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