Hot-tarded


incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.
“omg, that chick over at the atm is so hot!”
“dude, she thinks it’s a vending machine”
“meh, hot-tarded, but hot”
adj.
1) a word describing a stupid action performed by a really hot guy/girl.
2) a word used to describe a really hot person’s personality.
1) “did you just see that really hot guy trip over his shoelace? it was seriously hottarded.”

2) “that guy is so funny, he’s hottarded.”

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