Hot Thomas
when a man cr-ps in his own hand and throws it in a paddle fan.
joey did a hot thomas and ruined ben’s coming out party.
the act of farting while your partner is licking worcestershire sauce from your -n-s.
also known as: the english spring
i gave ferris a hot thomas in the common area while belting out, “tally ho!”
the act of vomiting on your partners chest. not to be confused with a hot carl which is the act of defecating on your partners chest.
that’s the sickest trick i’ve ever had. he wanted me to put down plastic wrap and give him a hot thomas!
the act of defecating on another’s chest. aka cleveland steamer, without rubbing it around.
we were in the mood for some scat play, so i gave her a hot thomas.
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