hot-tistic
when someone completely loses all social interaction skills when around someone very hot. similar to autistic, but only around attractive people.
guy 1: dude, what is up with you? you are such a social r-t-rd around hot chicks. i swear you are hot-tistic. i am not going to be your wingman ever again.
guy 2: sorry, i know, it sucks. they are just so hot all i can do is stare at their b–bs and then i get caught looking and then i get embarr-ssed and then i can’t be funny and then i start worrying and then it just gets worse from there.
guy 1: stop talking. i don’t care.
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