Hot Tub Snow Monkey
the guy in the hot tub that, like the hot tub meerkat, can’t quite commit to sitting all the way down but, d-mnit, they are trying, resulting in an act that resembles the j-panese snow monkey.
i was heading to the hot tub when i spotted the hot tub snow monkey and decided it was too f-cking weird, i think i’ll hit the sauna.
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