Hot Turkey Sandwich
the act of eating brown gravy off of your s-xual partner. typically from his/her genetelia.
particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.
akin to the “open faced turkey sandwich”, which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her -n-s.
“your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before i have my hot turkey sandwich.”
this can be a very funny inside joke at the thanksgiving dinner table.
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