hotel mario


hotel mario is a game made for the ill-received cd-i game system that has been used in recent years to create “youtube p–p,” a phenomenon that uses bits and pieces from hotel mario and the zelda cd-i games to comic effect.
“…and you gotta help us!”

“i hope she made lotsa spaghetti!”

“if you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book”

“didja bring a light?”
“no…”

“it’s hard to see through the clouds! i hope we can get ridda them. get the hint?”

“it’s been one’a those days…”

–from hotel mario

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