Hotelliott


the penthouse dwelling of sugart-ts, open to two guests at a time of her choosing, who must fulfill the following requirements;

1 must be ginger
must have a love of cheese
must be willing to make and drink tea all day… and night
follow the rule of “spillage is lickage”
be capable of drinking a pint in under 10 seconds
have a love for reflex and other 80’s themed clubs
offer -ssistance when cooking roast dinners
greet people in a scottish accent
haaallloooo is that hotelliott? any vaccancies?

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