hotmail
free email service you use when you don’t want to give out your real email address. better than your isp email !
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contrary to what other definers have said, hotmail was not started by microsoft. it was started by an individual who had an idea of making a free email service available through the web. microsoft acquired it years later (1999, maybe). originally running on unix servers, it was moved to a windows architecture, which is why hotmail had less reliable service in the first year or two that microsoft owned it.
im registering this definition to my hotmail account.
a mailing system delivered by microsoft that gives you spam on toast in the morning and then feeds you junk in the evening.
alex: dude, i keep receiving fresh spam all the time in my hotmail account
ben: it’s called hot-mail for a reason – it serves freshly cooked spam all day long.
alex: my bad
e-mail
im jus’ checkin’ my hotmail
s-xual activity taking place against a mailbox.
it is considered hotmail because you become s-xually arroused by mail.
i just totally had hotmail in front of the donnzig house, they just had so much mail. the little red flag was up.
easy access free e-mail where you can pick your own ‘starring’ pathetic name such as “bustysetofdoubled’s” or “mrwellendowed”. a majority of normal people use it because its easy, fast, efficient, and familiar. any other than the reasons listed would be a f-cking joke. literally.
1.”oh heyyy…..” “i’ve got hotmail so that means i’m hot….”
2.”my hotmail was free and easy as h-ll to use.” g-d i’m excited.”
private email so your parents won’t look at what the f-ck you’re doing
everybody uses hotmail now
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