Hotness Detector


a phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. it is when the p-n-s becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a comp-ss.
“dude, your hotness detector is going off! you might wanna adjust it, so it won’t be so noticeable.”

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