HotStuffGorgeousBeastSexiness
the definition of alexander william gaskarth, the best looking man in the whole world, and plays in a band with his best friends, jack barakat, rian dawson, and zach merrick. he is in love with carolyn, and wants no one else but her.
girl one ; omg did you see alex last night?!
girl two; yeahs hes the definition of hotstuffgorgeousbeasts-xiness hes soo hott<33
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