Hott Mess


take a good look at yourself in the nearest mirror because either your hair, or makeup (or god-forbid outfit!) is out of control. don’t let the “hott” in front mess confuse you.. cus you def need some frizz spray or a hair brush..fast!
you look a hott mess today
a pejorative word used to describe one that exudes the characteristics of “hot” “messy” garbage. this definition is often debated among girls who cuddle on guys’ couches and become hot messes themselves. girl(usually a chemist) would say it means a s-xy mess. guy(usually a broker) usually says its….well, hot garbage
kelly: ” we look like such a hott-mess “.

dave: “isn’t a hot-mess like hot garbage though?”
someone who lives the rock star, p-rn star, white guy/girl wasted life! and still manages to look super s-xy even after an all-nighter!
alex mosiniak hottmess
lindy lee hottmess
fergie/jesus
a hot mess is a bad thing. imagine a mess, (stinky clothing, bad hair) and add hot to it (sweaty stinky clothing). it is someone who is a mess, but worse.
she looks a hott mess.

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