Hotti Gotti


a nj guido with more hair gel than sense.
traits of a guido…
~ too much hair gel with ultra spikey spikes and a hairband to keep the hairgel from dripping into their eyes.
~ waxed eyebrows (not usually a big deal, but guidos are males)
~ chin up, head tilted back stance, obviously this pose is used to try to intimidate non guidos.
~ likes to brag about money but probably takes back empties for heiniken money.
~ they think they’re a hotti, but they’re really a gotti. hence, hotti gotti.

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