hottie shock
euphoric feeling that is a result of close-up exposure to a really good-looking person, specifically topcon mike. usually accompanied by an inability to concentrate, a feeling of light-headedness and uncontrollable smiling/giggling. also causes a desire to scoop him up for both innocuus and illicit purposes. may also cause affected person to forget to breathe.
“after spending five minutes with topcon mike, i almost fainted from hottie shock! i totally couldn’t think straight.”
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