hottified


when your girlfriend is so god d-mned s-xy that you get a hard on just by looking at her. you can barely hold back from tearing your pants off to put it in her.
god d-mn you are hottified tonight!
the act of being hot; kelsey stanley.
d-mn kelsey is so hottified.

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