houdini bikini


during s-x, the man c-ms half his load into the girl while saving the remainder to pull out on the girls hips and general bikini area. this gives the illusion that the man pulled out; which makes the girl happy because she can only handle so many morning after pills per week.

by now, months have p-ssed and you have been out of the picture for some time. meanwhile, the woman gives birth… and you, just as houdini, have long since disappeared.
a: that guy maria hooked up with at rick’s steakhouse pavilion last winter pulled a houdini bikini…

b: she said he pulled out but c’mon, that’s how effective the houdini can be if properly executed.

a: precisely, and that b, is where single mothers come from

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