houdini cheescake bowtie
part 1: while having -n-l s-x with a woman, pull out when you’re ready to c-m, spit on her back so she thinks you have, then blow in her face when she turns around.
part 2: after blowing in her face, punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the c-m, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
part 3: when she’s knocked out from the punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by sh-tting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your -ss, so it looks like a bowtie.
part 4: make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man alive.
dude, i totally just pulled of a houdini cheescake bowtie last night. the girl was so impressed that it worked, she wasn’t even mad, but she congratulated me on my epicness when she regained consciousness.
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