Houdini Mixed Blessing
step 1: desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
step 2: make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
step 3: don’t worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
step 4: find a hot lesbian who likes dyk-s.
step 5: tell her you are a chick.
step 6: hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dyk-y chick.
step 7: let her pound you in the -ss with a strap-on.
step 8: when its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
step 9: when she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your p-n-s instead.
step 10: then pick your choice of houdini or any of its different variations.
step 11: celebrate! you had s-x with a hot lesbian chick! but you had to take it in the -ss first!
thank you for using the houdini mixed blessing.
“yo man, i screwed up and went to gay night again!”
“aw really? that sucks.”
“its aiight, i just relied on the ole houdini mixed blessing trick, gets em every time!”
“yea boy! at what price though?”
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