Houker Stooker


houker stooker is another word for the p-n-s. also known as a w-nger, a p-ck-r, a stiffie, a c-ck, a d-ck, a johnson, one-eyed jack, a trouser snake, a weiner, a dong, a sausage, a ding-a-ling, a goober, a winkie, a pee-pee, or a dip stick.
an example of a sentence using houker stooker is:
rosemary loves to touch steve’s houker stooker.

or another example:
flat stanley doesn’t look so flat anymore with his new hooker stouker.

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