houlton


a small town with nothing to do in it but walk across the bridge to no where and attend basketball games.
i live in houlton,maine.
a small town in northern maine full of racists, h-m-phobes, drunks, liars, wiggers & thieves and any combonation of these.

houlton is a boring place with ugly women, stupid men & nothing to do.

the local religion is consumer gluttony & the church is walmart.

if you value your soul at all you will not enter this occursed town or it will die!
guy #1: i was in houlton today.

guy #2: oh yea? prayin’ in the church of walmart no doubt?

guy #1: yup.

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