the act of zooming in on somebody’s face very close for comedic affect..
“bro watch me hound zoom this ridiculous photo of jeremey’s girlfriend”
- full danson
to go the extra step in stupidity to reach a point where your friends think you are mentally challenged. “so we were on a boat playing a game of “what’s odds” when grant went full danson and had to do a b*tt chugg”
- entrepreneurial period
the entrepreneurial period is similar to the female menstrual cycle. it’s where an entrepreneur goes through different mood cycles throughout a certain period of time. these moods are normally based on how their business endeavors and family life is doing. wife: bill was in a really good mood last week but this week he’s irritable. […]
- gran autismo
when the autism levels are so high it becomes a new stage of pure cringe and embarr*ssment. a parody of the racing game series ‘gran turismo’ 1: this furry convention is on a new level of autism 2: i know it’s gran autismo in here
- kansas city earm*ffs
when you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up. allison went to bed early so i surprised her with some kansas city earm*ffs in the morning.