Hourihan


the act of motorboating an -ss from behind. while performing a hourihan, the proper facial positioning is to have one’s nose level with the balloon knot (or the chocolate starfish, rusty sheriff’s badge or whatever you’re working with). once positioned, the giver should aggressively move his/her face from side to side. it’s completely appropriate when delivering a hourihan to a female to ring the buzzer or daty.
did you see the hourihan he just pulled on the stripper? let’s just hope it’s not possible to get crabs in your ball-tickler.
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don’t mess with !!!
will punch for no reason and are very argumentative species. especially the women.
oww !!! the girl i was arguing with just hit me!!

what a hourihan!!!

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