House Beating


an action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated “victim”. all “house beatings” must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: “housssssse beating!”

each house beating must be triggered by a “stupid” or “r-t-rded” action or judgement. henceforth, warranting a house beating
-dead quiet-
house beating announcement:
danny: houusssssse beating -points at dillon-
-everyone then chases dillon and pummels him brutally-

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