house heaux



a girl who basically owns the home of a group of guys, but doesn’t live under that roof. you can normally find her at the households’ special events, serving as eye candy and keeping things in order. unlike other party guests, the house heaux has free reign of the property and all rights to anything in the house.
“the party’s full.”
“uhm.. do you know who i am? i’m the house heaux..”
“oh my god i’m so sorry… of course, come right in.” *opens the door for her*

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