a girl who basically owns the home of a group of guys, but doesn’t live under that roof. you can normally find her at the households’ special events, serving as eye candy and keeping things in order. unlike other party guests, the house heaux has free reign of the property and all rights to anything in the house.
“the party’s full.”
“uhm.. do you know who i am? i’m the house heaux..”
“oh my god i’m so sorry… of course, come right in.” *opens the door for her*
someone who is a pro in cs:go and spams with an auto, technically j*zzing all over the enemy team as they fire. “dude! he’s such and autoj*zzerpro!” “i know right, did you see it?!”
- sheldon stensrud
a dumb man who will date any girl that has a big *ss and a cute smile and he always wears a hat with sungl*sses ” d*mn he is such a sheldon stensrud” “haha”
- meat sick
the common illness of sl*tty girls. when you take too much d*ck in too short of time and your body starts shutting down and rejecting anything that resembles a d*ck, including meat. commonly known as d*ck sick. dude 1: “broooo, have you seen brooklyn since the orgy?? dude 2: “nahhh dude, but i saw she […]
- getting striped
the act of receiving a bl*wj*b while b*lls deep inside of a zebra cake. dude she’s eating my d*ck through this zebra cake! i’m getting striped! the act of receiving a bl*wj*b while b*lls deep inside of a zebra cake. dude she’s eating my d*ck through this zebra cake! i’m getting striped!