house marking
a practice in which the most p-ssionate of harry potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and antic-p-ting a person’s character and personality than other forms of “marking” that many other humans may deploy. for example, the feminist philosopher marilyn frye describes “s-x marking,” a process of trying to determine another’s s-x and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. s-x marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. house marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in antic-p-ting how a person will act, think, or live. knowing someone is a slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.
i couldn’t help “house marking” that guy i met last night i could tell he was a total slytherin!
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