house monkey
a tree surgeon who is off work due to injury, illness, or bad weather. also, from the proverb: ‘house monkey have plenty time procrastinate about study’.
katie hates being a house monkey…. she can’t wait until her knee is fixed so she can get back up a tree.
realtor that does alot of open houses
joy finds her customers by being a house monkey
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