House Night Bro


basically, the definition for douchebag with house music in the background. it refers to an incident in boston where a techno promoter recommended a versatile dj booking to a house promoter looking for djs to play his night. the house promoter -ssumed the dj would only play techno, and emailed the other promoter with three simple words: house night bro.
these three words are the essence of douchebaggery with the flair of house music sn-bs. people and events reflecting this sentiment can be described as “housey,” “housenight,” or plain “house.”
“that guy squeezing those fake t-ts is a total house night bro.”
“k-fed looks housey.”

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